Welcome back to Chungus dot Net

Under Construction

Hey everybody, I'm sorry for the inconvenience, but I had to temporarily remove the things I had just written because um... You know... It was bad. Don't worry though! It's coming back this time. I'm just working on making the blog a separate section of the site from the main page, and I needed to remove some of my inane ramblings so that I wouldn't be so distracted with what I've done. Everything should be back up and running by the end of the day today.

Here's a little development diary I made, explaining my plans for the future of the site:

Development Diary Entry 1

7/29/2026

Good evening everyone! It's your resident goddamn pervert here with something rather unusual. We're going to actually work on developing Chungus Dot Net a bit. Now, I know what you might be saying: "What the fuck was that last post? Are you having a manic episode right now?", and yeah, probably, but let's just go with it, because it could be productive at least. And no, I'm not on drugs again. (Except hair loss pills, weed, and estrogen – the Holy Trinity.) Actually I did buy nicotine pouches again a few days ago. That might explain some of this productivity. Also the novelty of this new laptop, kindly donated by one of our benefactors. Like, I can just lay in bed and type shit now. My old laptop was way too busted to do that.

Now that that's out of the way, what are our goals for Chungus Dot Net? I'm gonna brainstorm a bit:

Those are the main things I want to do immediately, but also in the future I would like to do some more complicated things where I have to relearn how to program stuff:

More ideas are trying to come to my head, but I'm going to stick to these for now. I already feel that familiar feeling that proceeds me getting burnt out when I start thinking about all of the work that will be needed for the massive scope of my imagined end goal for the website. Dang it, I guess I have to stop typing and start doing things. Starting easy... Blog on a separate page. I can do that!

Nope, I fell asleep. So sleepy. It's the next morning now, I just ate a tasty English muffin toasty melt thingy with an egg and bacon, and I've popped that nicotine pouch. Only one pouch left after this one. Can't buy more. Need to save the money to buy makeup and clothes from the Walmart clearance section. My parents don't like when I buy that stuff with their credit card...

Oh fuck, what have I done? I sometimes get this overwhelming feeling of just "oh no...". Why did I write about circumcision on here. Can't take that back – we need the content. I think I need to redact that one paragraph. You know, the one where I talk about my chungus in great detail...

To think, this was once a family friendly website, but those days are no longer. I sometimes feel that what I write here should be a crime. (Maybe it is?) What is stopping someone from writing the most unhinged shit ever and putting it on their own website? I hope Google at least hides this site from like everybody. I don't want people finding Chungus Dot Net, especially now. I feel like there should be an age verification thing to prevent children from stumbling across this site. (Not that a simple popup asking if you are over 18 would do anything. I know I used to just lie about my age constantly as a kid to log onto websites and whatnot.)

I'm procrastinating again, aren't I? Oof, my tummy hurts... This is just rambling. I have nothing to say. I'm a fraud... Oh no...

Let's just end this post here. I need to go take a shower. Haven't had one in days. I'm stinky! (Well, maybe? I can't smell myself really, but there's no way I'm not stinky. I like totally sweat the bed last night.)